February 2012
Anonymous asked: Ignoring whatever their potential feelings/opinions would be on the subject, what hobbies would you like your future children to take up?
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I think I might write down all of the things I would want my hypothetical children to know in a notebook and then, when they’re no longer hypothetical and they’re old enough to understand the content, I would give them it for them to read.
Anonymous asked: If you have children, what values would you teach them?
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
If someone has ever spoke to me like a 'british boy' it's because they were taking the piss.
person who has never actually met a british boy: makes this post
gingersarefit replied to your post:
every fall out boy song reminds me of playing it
The Fall Out Boy albums before Folie A Deux, A Beautiful Lie by 30 Seconds to Mars, Even if it Kills Me by Motion City Soundtrack, Agony & Irony by Alkaline Trio…
So many albums that are forever going to make me think of WoW.
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Louder Now just reminds me of playing World of Warcraft.
I really want to play World of Warcraft now.
“aye wit ever hen go wash yer gammon it smells like somone has took a shit in a...”
– Reading back on my Facebook timeline is hilarious.
This guy was 23 when he said this to me.
How are people getting to Slam Dunk and also can I share a hotel with someone?! D:
Who is going to Leeds for Slam Dunk and can I come with you? I need to see Say Anything, Motion City Soundtrack and Taking Back Sunday twice or I’ll die.
I don't think I could possibly be any happier.
Taking Back Sunday, Say Anything and Motion City Soundtrack are playing THE SAME SHOW in Glasgow. I AM GOING TO CRY. WHY IS MY LIFE SO PERFECT NOW?!
Also, I was just playing Neverwinter Nights 2.
Harrr harrr harrrrr.
I was just looking at the little chart Steam have of online users and for some reason it drops down to just over 21’000 for no apparent reason then comes back up to over 2 million within the next half hour.
What the fuck happened?!
I just got so confused there, because I was listening to Say Anything then all I heard was Matt Skiba and I couldn’t remember putting on Alkaline Trio or anything. But then I realised I was still listening to it Say Anything, it was just playing About Falling by Say Anything.
I love you Matt Skiba.
Some people take themselves far too seriously.
Some guy just tried to say that people can like their natural hair colour but still choose to dye it. Excuse me? Why in the name of fuck would you dye your hair if you LIKED THE COLOUR IT WAS?
“Oh yeah, I have a fairly unique and lovely hair colour. Lots of people like it and I get compliments on it all the time. I THINK I’LL JUST DYE IT BROWN SO I LOOK LIKE EVERYCUNT ELSE.”...
Can’t even express how much I’d like to smack people who dye their naturally ginger hair something normal like brown.
Tam moran appreciation post
pureminted:
what a guy!
I want to get a kitten so I can call it Potato.
It’d probably make my life if it was possible to get a guitar riff tattooed but in a format that everyone could recognise, not just people who can read music. I’d definitely have the ‘main’ riffs from Sowing Season and Archers by Brand New tattooed.
Anonymous asked: does your boyfriend have tumblr?
Sometimes, when I’m listening to Brand New, I hear a lyric and think “that’d be nice as a tattoo” but then I remember that I do this at least once per Brand New song.
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In just under 45 minutes,
it will be the 29th of February. Traditionally, ladies are allowed to ask men to marry them on the 29th of February. So… does anyone have an address for Michael Fassbender?
fuckyeahkyleturpie replied to your post:
5. Not having to lie on the porn sites.
Why would I go on porn sites that ask for me to verify my age?
Your tumblr is practically a porn site and you don’t ask my age. HOHOHOHOHO.
Top 4 good things about being 18.
Not having to lie on the website of 18+ games.
Not having to lie when I order 18+ games online.
Not having to pray I don’t get ID’d buying 18+ games in a shop.
Alcohol.
I did, however, make it a wee bit too spicy for my liking.
not-so-pro chinese food chef.
I just made Kung Pao.
I AM A PRO CHINESE FOOD CHEF.
