And he just phoned me again from a different number saying that I phoned him.
WHAT.
Someone with phoned me, was silent for 10 seconds, then went “Hello” and I asked who it was, he went “Do you know who this is?” and when I said no, he hung up. Didn’t even hide his number or anything. Wit.
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You make me never wanna leave the place that I always wanted to leave.
(Source: xchinosgirlx, via thunderjugs)
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When people correct others on film/book references/quotes then follow it with something like ” Sorry, I’m so geeky xD”
Naw, you’re just a fucknugget. Sit doon.
Found this in the car. I am da winnar.