Also I look like this today but not for long because I’m gonna be a sweaty, raging mess after building that thing.

Also I look like this today but not for long because I’m gonna be a sweaty, raging mess after building that thing.

“Why are you not taking pictures of me? Here, let me fix that for you and clean your tablet with my face when we’re done. It stinks of human.” #cats #catsofinstagram

“Why are you not taking pictures of me? Here, let me fix that for you and clean your tablet with my face when we’re done. It stinks of human.” #cats #catsofinstagram

Today is now #illamasqua appreciation day. I have spent the past 4 years of buying make-up that says “Light”, “Fair”, and “Ivory” in the hopes I might eventually find one that actually is pale, just to find that cosmetic companies have never met a really pale person in their life.Their interpretation of pale is “a very light tan” and no consideration for people like me who literally cannot tan. But, now I have a foundation that is bang on my skin colour AND hides my spots.  I would weep with joy but I don’t want to re-do my eyeliner. #makeup #pale #foundation

Today is now #illamasqua appreciation day. I have spent the past 4 years of buying make-up that says “Light”, “Fair”, and “Ivory” in the hopes I might eventually find one that actually is pale, just to find that cosmetic companies have never met a really pale person in their life.Their interpretation of pale is “a very light tan” and no consideration for people like me who literally cannot tan. But, now I have a foundation that is bang on my skin colour AND hides my spots. I would weep with joy but I don’t want to re-do my eyeliner. #makeup #pale #foundation

Sometimes Hamish can take a good photo.

Sometimes Hamish can take a good photo.

I found my T In The Park bar staff tshirt so naturally I’m procrastinating like a sir.

I found my T In The Park bar staff tshirt so naturally I’m procrastinating like a sir.

Fabulous haaaaaaaaaair.

Fabulous haaaaaaaaaair.

I LIED. WE’RE OKAY.

I LIED. WE’RE OKAY.

Abandon all hope ye who think we are remotely attractive.

Abandon all hope ye who think we are remotely attractive.

Winning team of Winners in Cult Film Pictionary.

Winning team of Winners in Cult Film Pictionary.